> A list is only as strong as its weakest link
> Run Forrest! Run!
> T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR!
> maccas runs
> Lacie Heart
> i want to hurt u bad..(:
> If You Live In California
> inside jokes
> When the actress saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
> If Youuh Thinkk Samantha Duran Is Cute
> A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
> A plateau is a high form of flattery.
> Embarasing!!!
> Alcohol
> I rember back in Kindergarten if you had a box of 64 crayons you were cool! :)
> Finding Out Rumors That Happend Over 1 Year Ago
> burning ants with a magnifying glass
> Can the name bob get more fans than justin beiber
> wat? you heard me. OMG i didnt say wat to toot your horn buddy.
> If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
> screw you guys, i'm going home!
> bulmers
> mee too
> I love programming
> I Like To Press The Like Button :)
> eating in class
> Not Knowing What To Say, So You Just Say "Nice"
> not being hungry
> that's what she said!
> Im gonna be the last person on EARTH!......
> If You Love Tanning
> hating myspace
> sex with females
> One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
> Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say "Are you gonna drink that?"
> getting wasted in the morning
> A song from your lips is an aria from heaven
> I love you!
> A backward poet writes in verse.
> Tribal Wars
> bord. but for some reasone im having fun. so dont hate me. hate the game. you bunghole!!!!
> Electricity is really just organized lightning.
> burping in peoples faces
> Every calendar's days are numbered.
> I'm a bomb technician, if you see me running try to keep up
> Why do they call it 'chili' if it's hot?
> Lets count to a billion! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6... jk, I have a life.
> making fun of old people
> Emo bread is the greatest invention since sliced white bread. It cuts itself.
> I wish my wallet had unlimited cash